Sex Jokes: Valentine's Edition

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Valentine’s Day is almost here, and no matter
whether you’re single or hitched, you will enjoy
some of the best jokes on the subject in this app!

For example:

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentines
Day night and sees a beautiful young woman
sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering
up his courage he finally goes over to her and
asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I bought
you a drink?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No,
I wont sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the pub started staring at them.
Naturally, the guy was terribly and completely
embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally
red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him
and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "Im
really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see,
Im a graduate student in psychology and Im studying
how people respond to embarrassing situations."
At this the guy responds, at the top of his lungs,
"What do you mean, $300?"


Read this and many more jokes inside the
“Sex Jokes: Valentine’s Edition” app!